• Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
  • Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
  • Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key?
  • Jack Sparrow: Now you're not making any sense at all.
  • Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
  • Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!

[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]

Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.

Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!

Pirates of the Caribbean Dead man’s chest.